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Parents:Ìý7.45 a.m.ÌýSo, the Age 5 trousers look a little short but the Age 6 trousers are dragging on the ground – which looks least stupid?
8.15 a.m.ÌýBefore the summer I had 14 water bottles, now I only have 1… which kid do I like most?
8.30 a.m.ÌýCan’t believe we’re going to be late on the very first day. If I was a pair of black school shoes where would I have put myself for six weeks?
8.45 a.m.ÌýCan’t wait to see my mummy friends again… Ooh, and yes of course, hope you have a lovely first day back, darling! Ìý
Kids:
6.00 a.m.ÌýYep, I’m awake. I think I’ll go and jump on mummy.
7.45 a.m.ÌýI want a chocolate biscuit for breakfast. No, not cereals. No, not toast. No, not even Pain au chocolat. I want a Wagonwheeeeeeeeellll!
8.30 a.m.ÌýWhy is mummy in such a flap about this? I wish she’d stop asking where I put my shoes – that was like YEARS ago.
8.45 a.m.ÌýYay! It’s like a giant reunion party.
9.30 a.m.ÌýI miss my old teacher
3.15 p.m.ÌýI LOVE my new teacher! Ìý
Teachers:
8.30 a.m.ÌýOnce more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
8.45 a.m.ÌýAre you going to be a problem, Mrs Parent?
8.50 a.m.ÌýName labels. Need name labels!
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3.15 p.m.ÌýMust match children to correct parent. Aaaarggh, escapee. Back ‘ere, Jones!
3.30 p.m.ÌýOnly six more parents in the line to see me.
3.45 p.m.ÌýShattered!